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Site Name:
UK Naked Men
Posted:
Monday, March 17, 2008
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Description:
UK Naked Men
presents photos and videos of British and European men ranging from 20 to 35 years of age in quality media.
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Our Impression of UK Naked Men:
   
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Rotten Ray Says:
Ahh, this is quite the life I'm leading these days. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and U...
As in UK Naked Men, a newish site (est. 2006) which delivers a nice assortment of chaps - known and unknown - in superb photos and videos.
The British market has become quite crowded in the last few years, and like the twink market, you will find a wide range of quality - both in content and the ease of getting to that content.
UK Naked Men shines brightly in both of these aspects. This website is very thoughtfully arranged, and the pix and vids it delivers are stunning.
I rarely mention bonus content, because most of the time I'm better off not just not going there - my momma made that old "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything" stuff really, really clear years ago. But the bonus offerings at UKNM are of notably high quality - with feeds from Fratmen, Czechboys, Rear Stable, Jake Cruise. All the good ones, in other words - not the too-typical bargain-basement page-stuffers.
UK Naked Men made me
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Darling Dennis Says:
Not since The Beatles have we experienced a more entertaining British invasion than UK Naked Men. Secret: I fantasized over Paul McCarthy in my youth, so I found plenty of hot men here to spark my sexual imagination at UK Naked Men. I should apologize to the curators, because I used a considerable amount of bandwidth lurking and letching through quite a few of the videos and photo galleries, something I rarely do when sampling a site for a review.
The photography and videography are excellent, at the 99th percentile of the sites reviewed. The only negative that I can really mention is that the banter between the photographer and model is often long and distracting in some of the solos. Having said that, the questions asked are more intelligent than the typical drivel heard in many 'interviews', demonstrating, at least, that the questions have been given some thought before the shoot.
The strongest feature of this site is its men. They are extremely attractive, masculine and highly sexual. Kudos to the site's recruiter who is as choosy at picking men as Martha Stewart is at choosing the perfect recipe. That's a 'good thing!' If you are an anglophile, the British accents are going to lift you to a state of euphoria.
Its next strongest feature is the extreme care that is taken to create a variety of diverse, excellently executed settings and scenes in which to film the men.
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If you watch a mechanic fuck, the set is carefully constructed to simulate an auto repair garage or is a real auto repair garage.
The models are perfectly cast in their roles. No twink football players and no butch cheerleaders found here! Both the set design and casting make the productions real and believable and, my fantasy as a voyeur, a climatic experience.
Extreme care is also taken when choosing pairs to film. The men are truly hungry for each other. The sex scenes are 'like living in a powder keg and giving off sparks'. They are truly great bangs that will blow the cum right out of your cock.
Lastly, a word of caution before you join this site - if you should plan on making time to view its several weekly updates, to get your full money's worth. I did, and UK Naked Men left me drained!
UK Naked Men made me
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 Closer Inspection: Features and Standard Ratings...
We're not forcing porn into a rocket-science mold here, folks. These are OUR impressions, backed with a little bit of good old hard data. It's pretty simple - it goes like so:
The middling-interested cock denotes average.
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Features
UK Naked Men offers new exclusive content, which is photographed at their own studio or under their direction. They have about 120 photo galleries and about 100 large videos online at this writing.
UK Naked Men does not advertise itself as filling any single niche or genre, but does deliver on it's claim of presenting sexy men. The guys that you'll find at UK Naked Men span the 20 to 35 age bracket, and run somewhere between defined and buff, with an emphasis on natural and powerful builds. There are a handful of popular and easily recognized faces, as well as a large selection of new meat.
UK Naked Men focuses on variety with the common thread of sexual potency and masculinity. You'll find smooth men, hairy men, slim men, gym rats, gay men, straight men - but all are genuinely manly.
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Standard Ratings
Photo Quality and Size -
UK Naked Men provides members with images up to 1024px wide or tall, which are from digital still cameras. The overall quality of the images and the photography is Excellent.
Video Quality -
UK Naked Men provides members with video streams in Windows Media and Real Player formats ranging from 320x240 to 720x540. No DRM Bullshit!
 Ease of Navigation -
The UK Naked Men website is easy to navigate, and nicely arranged with an emphasis on delivering the beef first.
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Worth noting is that UK Naked Men is free from upsells - when you log into the member area, everything listed is included with your subsription. Another big plus is the ready availability of help - although it's not really needed, since everything works correctly.
Your critics, Darling Dennis and Rotten Ray, both have a great amount of experience in the adult online biz - view the Philosophy behind this little escapade for more info on that.
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 See For Yourself: Samples and ScreenShots!
We just can't seem to visit a site without snagging a few goodies... So here is some hot stuff to peek at! (Note: UK Naked Men provides it's members with images up to 1024px wide or tall; these have been scaled to fit our format.)
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Sample Images
Max, Sam, Ben,
Ryan, Tad, Carl.
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ScreenShots
Left To Right:
Members Page, Gallery List, Gallery Page, Video List, Video Page, Bonus Page.
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 The Bottom Line...
UK Naked Men will appeal to guys seeking a site with a British flavour that provides both variety and quality.
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