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Our Impression of Straight Naked Thugs:
   
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Rotten Ray Says:
Straight Naked Thugs has got to be one of the most fun sites I've visited in 2008, probably because it's right up my alley - pun intended.
Before we get too far down the road, let me make a qualified recommendation: If you like the rougher sorts, pay SNT a visit. You'll be happily surprised.
Back when I was still learning how to date, I focused on "nice boys," guys I could [theoretically] take home to meet Mom. This was a philosophy I kept with until I hit my "middle age crazies," at which time I realized that nice boys bore me to tears.
I discovered that hanging around guys with a bit of an edge was a lot more fun - I'll glady accept a few vices and tolerate completely unacceptable manners if it gets me a few good stories, some exploration, and a peice of ass I have to talk (or arm-wrestle) my way into.
In this genre, SNT drives it's big tattooed ball right through the middle of the cricket hoops in a clean shot.
There is a lot of nice material inside SNT's firewall. Not all of the boys are new, but if you like your boys unfinished, it's great.
The guys span a wide range: Lean to a bit overfed, inked and peirced to almost vanilla, and from "new to the street" all the way down to boys you'd probably wanna run through the carwash on the way home - and hide your wallet from.
A final note, and an important one. It's obvious that the crafters of the site have friends on the street. SNT is one of the few places written (within the limits of the English language) in street-speak.
Straight Naked Thugs made me
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Darling Dennis Says:
I like webmasters that break from the pack of the overused genres of gay porn and carve a new niche of gay adult content, particularly if the implementation of the new niche is done successfully.
SNT does just that: it carves out a new niche - mostly white straight inner city thugs - successfully.
You will not find studio photography here. These are street guys going out and beating their meat in all sorts of urban situations while taking a camera along to capture their exploits.
It's urban sexual graffiti, but in this case the taggers roll with cameras instead of Krylon.
For instance, in one of the videos I watched, the guys pass the camcorder among themselves as they are cruising in a car, to capture what they themselves or their buddies are doing with their dicks. In another video, two guys are jerking off in a walkway underpass, complete with the danger of getting caught.
As Rotten Ray mentioned, guys themselves are thuggish amateur straight guys that you would see hanging on any urban corner.
There are no GQ models here, but that's fine because a GQ model would have a tough time convincing us that he is a thug.
In the videos, the guys exhibit a fun, mockingly playful, in your face attitude about you watching them. They tell some interesting stories as they jerk off and their command of the English language is often limited to an array of socially unacceptable words. But, I really do not think these guys really care what is socially acceptable.
Straight Naked Thugs made me
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Closer Inspection: Features and Standard Ratings...
We're not forcing porn into a rocket-science mold here, folks. These are OUR impressions, backed with a little bit of good old hard data. It's pretty simple - it goes like so:
The middling-interested cock denotes average.
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Features
Straight Naked Thugs offers original, fresh content which is photographed either at their own studio or on location. There are about 90 models spread into approximately 180 video/photo galleries online at this writing.
Straight Naked Thugs presents itself as "thug" site, and stays well within it's theme. The guys that you'll find at Straight Naked Thugs span the 18 to 30 bracket, and run somewhere between defined and powerful. This site is built upon a stable of "regulars," with the occasional hunk of fresh meat thrown in to stir the mix.
Straight Naked Thugs focuses on trashy, aggressive men - the sort who get most of us to lock the car doors when we see one on the corner at a stop light.
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Standard Ratings
Photo Quality and Size -
Straight Naked Thugs provides members with images up to 900px wide or tall, which are from digital still cameras. The overall quality of the images and the photography is Very Good - lighting and could be better in some photosets.
Video Quality -
Straight Naked Thugs provides members with video streams in the Apple Quicktime format, up to 640 x 360 in size, available for download or presented embedded in the pages. Newer videos are very good. No DRM Bullshit!
Ease of Navigation -
The Straight Naked Thugs website is nicely organized and uses a standard layout.
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Straight Naked Thugs is plain vanilla in layout, but manages to bring a very thuggy feel to your screen - written in street slang, with a dark and somewhat sinister them, it certainly puts you in the thick of things.
Your critics, Darling Dennis and Rotten Ray, both have a great amount of experience in the adult online biz - view the Philosophy behind this little escapade for more info on that.
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See For Yourself: Samples and ScreenShots!
We just can't seem to visit a site without snagging a few goodies... So here is some hot stuff to peek at! (Note: Straight Naked Thugs provides it's members with 900px wide or tall images; these have been scaled to fit our format.)
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Sample Images
Wiley + Cain, Marke + Holes, Billy + Chain, BJ, Maxx and Clyde.
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ScreenShots
Left To Right:
Members Page, Gallery list, Gallery thumbs, Gallery image, Video list, Video gallery.
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The Bottom Line...
Straight Naked Thugs will appeal to guys who prefer the trashier sort of company. While it doesn't break any new ground, it certainly delivers on it's promise of bringing the dangerous boys home so you don't have to.
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