Site Name:
Men Over Thirty
Posted:  Monday, August 27, 2007 		Description:
Men Over Thirty presents a variety of men, from "30 something" up to mid forties.
Our Impression of Men Over Thirty:   
Darling Dennis Says:

In an adult Gay culture that worships youth, Men Over Thirty is refreshing, for it recognizes and promotes the sexiness of men of all ages.

Before I paid my visit, I asked Joe Sterner, one of it's co-owners, what might I expect to see in this site. He replied, "All of our horny, sexy, experienced men are ready to share the benefits of their experience - Men Over Thirty is packed with sexy, handsome, in shape studs!"

I watched several of the interviews in the "Man Chat" section and most were over 5 minutes in length. The models are conversant, personable and outgoing. Like the "meat and potatoes" videos, the quality of interview videos is top-notch. All the videos at this site are offered in a download format for dialup connections and full viewing for broadband connections. All videos are formatted for Windows Media, Real Player or in one minute segments formatted as MPEGs.

The photos presented in the galleres are high resolution. There are at least 100 photos, usually more, presented over several pages for each model or scene. Some of the photos are a little grainy, presumably since they are video captures.

And I respect honesty: Men Over Thirty exceeds the claims made in its preview tour; the guys are at worst average and most are far above average.

Men Over Thirty made me 

Rotten Ray Says:

I'm very guilty of being an "age snob" - by which I mean that I was extremely glad on my 36th birthday because I was finally able to start dating guys half my age. I'm beginning to look forward to my 54th, since most of the "new" has worn off dating guys half my age. Once I blow out those candles, I'll be able to date guys 1/3 my age, something I'll probably consider a feather in my cap at that point.

Enough about me. Let's talk about this site, Men Over Thirty, and make some sense of it.

It doesn't fit in any of the current "pigeonholes" for Gay adult sites. It's not a "bear" site, it's not a "mature gentleman" site, and it's not really a DILF (Dads I'd Like to Fuck) site.

The guys are unique - they have almost nothing in common with each other, except having reached that dreaded "black balloon birthday party" milestone with a lot of charm and confidence.

I found humpy jocks, sexy rednecks, former twinks, a few worthwhile pornstars - all in all, a very appealing lot - presented with a true appreciation of masculinity.

I suppose I should have given this site a "full spurt" rating... But, like I said, I'm an age snob. If the publishers ever come out with a site called "men over twenty" - and do it with this same verve - I'll most assuredly be forced to invest in a keyboard cover.

Men Over Thirty made me 

 Closer Inspection: Features and Standard Ratings...

We're not forcing porn into a rocket-science mold here, folks. These are OUR impressions, backed with a little bit of good old hard data. It's pretty simple - it goes like so:

Made Us Weep ---><---Made Us Wet
The middling-interested cock denotes average.
Features

Men Over Thirty offers new original content, which is photographed at their own studio. They have about 150 video/photo galleries online at this writing.

Men Over Thirty presents itself as "real man" site, which is not a widely acknowledged niche, but stays well within that theme. The guys that you'll find at Men Over Thirty are of every ethnicity, span the 30 to 45 age bracket, with body builds ranging from defined to buff, with an about-even distribution of Straight, Bisexual and Gay men.

There is also an abundance of "behind the scenes" stuff, in the form of video interviews with the guys as well as a decent write up of each episode.

Men Over 30 is part of a quintet of sites which are accessible with the same username and password; two of the others (Extra Big Dicks and Circle Jerk Boys) are easily good enough to stand on their own, which increases the value significantly.

Standard Ratings
Photo Quality and Size -
Men Over Thirty provides members with images 800w x 600h, which are mostly from digital still cameras - although there are a few stills taken from digital video. The overall quality of the images and the photography is above average.
Video Quality -
Men Over Thirty provides members with video streams in Windows Media, Real Player, and MPEG formats, ranging from 320 x 240 to full-screen screamers. The fullscreen streams use DRM and the MPEG offerings are delivered as short segments, which kept this rating from being a "spurt."
Ease of Navigation -
The Men Over Thirty website is easy to navigate, although some link errors can be found periodically.

The other two, True Twinks and Boys Gone Bad, are amusing but clearly fall into the bonus site category with regards to quality and content.

Your critics, Darling Dennis and Rotten Ray, both have a great amount of experience in the adult online biz - view the Philosophy behind this little escapade for more info on that.
 See For Yourself: Samples and ScreenShots!

We just can't seem to visit a site without snagging a few goodies... So here is some hot stuff to peek at! (Note: Men Over Thirty provides it's members with 800w x 600h images; these have been scaled to fit our format.)

Sample Images
Dennis Picks:
Rayme, Jesse, Miguel & Diego.
Ray Picks:
Scott & MJ, Cris, Jay.
ScreenShots
Left To Right:
Members Page, "Meat Rack" (episode index),
Gallery (main page), Gallery (Man Talk),
Gallery (images).
 The Bottom Line...

Men Over Thirty will appeal to guys who like guys of all types, from ages 30 to about 45. Since it also includes access to a big-cock site and a straight-guy site, it's a great entertainment deal.

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