Rotten Ray Says:
Before I get into the meat of my review, I'd like to remind our faithful readers that Darling Dennis is getting on and simply doesn't have the patience you and I do. So, Dear Reader, when D. Dennis makes a comment along the lines of 'Some of the plots take too long to get to the sex. One video I watched had the three performers outside playing in the snow and playing cards and table games well before you saw any dick,' just think about who wrote it and remember how impatient he can be.
Now, here's my take on HornyHounDogs.
Great place - truly. Some episodes could have been thought through a bit better, the editing is a little rough here and there, but face it, folks. Nothing's perfect.
What I really enjoy about HHD is the verve and ingenuity. We surf in an era when you can't swing your mouse by its tail without hitting something touting itself as a "reality" site, most of which really don't come anywhere close to earning the title.
Rather than plot things to some enth degree, the philosophy at HHD seems to be "bring the men in, get them comfortable, give them the basics, and see what happens."
And, personally, I don't mind one bit when some time is spent showing the characters goofing off. I'm not into video quickies any more than I am quickies in real life.
In particular, I enjoyed Trevor & Toby in "Dirty Pool 5" - two very homespun guys of average looks compete to determine just whom will be blowing who. Problem is, they're both such lousy players it ends up being a free-for-all and Trevor, who looks to win initially, gets a really decent facial in the end.
Is it real? No - but it is just real enough to bring back fond memories of a few my shenanigans - or yours, perhaps...
That's what this site is basically all about: starting that old imaginational ball rolling, using believable guys in believable settings.
Photo quality runs somewhere between Very Good and Good; some of the early episodes could have used a bit more attention to lighting, but the newer stuff is fine and dandy.
As far as site design itself, we've been notified that HHD is scheduled for a complete rebuild some time in the very near future. The site as it is now is attractive and works well, but as a web developer I can yield up an educated guess that it's a real bitch to maintain based on the software used.
That said, I'm pretty sure I'll be washing linens tomorrow - a few of the videos I watched tonight, writing this review, seem to be stuck in my mind...
HornyHounDogs made me