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Site Name:
Chaos Men
Posted:
Sunday, June 15, 2008
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Description:
Chaos Men presents videos and photos of attractive, athletic, masculine men, age 19 to about 32, in a variety of sexual settings.
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Our Impression of Chaos Men:
   
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Rotten Ray Says:
If you've read many of these reviews, you know by now that my tastes run to guys who are defined, solid, and hung in the upper 20 percentile of the male population; beyond that, I don't really care what they do for or to me, unless they start giving me fashion advice or redecorating my bedroom. I like masculine guys - I'd rather have 'em change my oil or give me a lube job.
I didn't pay much attention to Chaos Men's 'disrupt.your.day' slogan, because everyone has a slogan these days and it's usually unrelated to what really happens.
But I should have believed this one, folks. My initial peek inside Chaos Men left me as gleeful as Winnie the Pooh on those days when he gets all the honey and Tigger gets all the bees - the place is loaded with studs who gush testosterone by the bucketful.
You'll find men with naturally tight bodies, a few muscular guys, some guy next door types and maybe a hippie or two, but you won't run into many of those over-groomed, fully depilated metrosexual gym rats that seem to have multiplied like rabbits in the last couple of years.
Chaos Men is very refreshing with regards to how the men are presented. The focus isn't on their sexual preference so much as it is on where that preference can lead when cirumstances are perfect. So, just like in real life, you'll find guys who run the whole gamut. You'll find cowboy fuckbuddies, hot solos, bone-crunching sex, and some edgy stuff like anonymous blowjobs and glory hole action.
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Darling Dennis Says:
I am no stranger to Chaos Men. I can remember quite a few years ago when Bryan Ockert started his site as Chaos in Austin and I listed it and blew out his bandwidth. Bryan's photography skills have evolved over the years and he is quite skilled. The photography is exquisite. He shoots his videos and his still sets in high definition and the quality of both is excellent.
Bryan updates his site two or three times a week and he has built a rather impressive stable of photo sets and videos.
The men at Chaos Men are very fit, muscular to lean muscular, and of course nice looking. Generally, the men have a natural look meaning that they do not have to be well-endowed or have their bush trimmed.
In fact, he discourages shaving. For those of us who enjoy our nose being tickled by pubes, this is a refreshing change from cocks that look like they have a moustache above them.
Like several other sites, Chaos Men features both gay and straight guys and some straight guys are coaxed to expand their horizons. The scenes are varied ranging from solo to couples with a few bondage, gloryhole and orally servicing scenarios in between. Chaos Men even features a contest to see which of its guys can shoot the longest cum shot. I found that very hot.
I just love everything about Chaos Men. It is a winner and well-worth its membership fee, therefore
Chaos Men made me
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An important comment on quality... Rarely does a site we review earn the much-coveted "spurting cock" across all categories - but Chaos Men has managed to do just that.
Many places that have been around as long as Chaos Men show a distinct evolution in quality and technology, which is the polite way of saying that early media won't be very good. But in this case, much of the 'legacy' stuff has been remastered to match larger screen sizes and higher bandwidth. The photos and videos posted last week are fantastic, and the stuff from Chaos Men's 2000 era is nearly as good.
Chaos Men made Rotten Ray
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 Closer Inspection: Features and Standard Ratings...
We're not forcing porn into a rocket-science mold here, folks. These are OUR impressions, backed with a little bit of good old hard data. It's pretty simple - it goes like so:
The middling-interested cock denotes average.
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Features
Chaos Men offers new, original content, which is photographed at their own studio. They have about 300 videos and 310 model photo galleries online at this writing.
Chaos Men doesn't really claim any particular genre as its home territory, promising instead to deliver sexy horny men - and it keeps that promise. There is a steady flow of fresh meat: some of them join the small stable of 'regulars,' and some are one-trick-ponies who are no less tasty for their single appearances.
The guys that you'll find at Chaos Men span the 19 to 32 age bracket, running from defined to buff, sporting a wide variety of sexual preferences and 'experience' levels.
Chaos Men focuses on guys doing what horny guys do for releif, without trying to forge each guy into a particular shape to fit a fantasy theme.
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Standard Ratings
Photo Quality and Size -
Chaos Men provides members with images up to 1024 px wide or tall, which are from digital still cameras. Sets include studio poses and action shots. The overall quality of the images and the photography is excellent.
Video Quality -
Chaos Men provides members with video streams in Windows Media and Apple Quicktime formats, up 1024 x 576 @1644 bps; videos after July 2007 are shot with high def equipment. No DRM Bullshit!
Ease of Navigation -
The Chaos Men website is well-designed with copious help tips and navigates easily; the neutral color scheme is pleasant and spotlights the content.
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Originally launched as "Chaos In Austin," Chaos Men also offers a small library of DVDs for purchase - amounting to a "best of" for those who like to collect erotica. There is also, surprisingly, a Chaos Men coffee table book.
Your critics, Darling Dennis and Rotten Ray, both have a great amount of experience in the adult online biz - view the Philosophy behind this little escapade for more info on that.
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 See For Yourself: Samples and ScreenShots!
We just can't seem to visit a site without snagging a few goodies... So here is some hot stuff to peek at! (Note: Chaos Men provides it's members with images up to 1024 px wide or tall; these have been scaled to fit our format.)
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Sample Images
Franke, Wayne, Donny,
Randy, Brock, and Ewan.
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ScreenShots
Left To Right:
Members Page, Gallery List, Gallery,
Video List, Video Page, Collector's Items.
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 The Bottom Line...
Chaos Men will appeal to guys who prefer masculine, 'regular' types (as opposed to 'professional' models) and are looking for high quality media (large images and HD video streams). With over 200 guys and 300 videos and photosets, it represents a good entertainment value.
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